The bacon explosion has already made an appearance on Blogtown, but we’ve never seen it interacting with humans before. It should be noted that the bacon explosion (four pounds of bacon and sausage) is meant to be shared, and should not be consumed by one person in a single sitting. Unless, of course, you are Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, America’s top ranked competitive eater (and a marvel to watch). The guy in this video is only ranked 48th in the nation. He’s a chump, and he’s never going to get anywhere with his attitude. Note the EMT’s:
What more proof do you need that bacon is out to destroy America?
Bummer about the format and music of the video. gratingly annoying.
Cute girl. Just the thought of this kind of eating makes me sick even though I love bacon. I moderate my intake like a normal person. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Agreed – competitive and all-you-can-keep-down eating contests really, *really* gross me out, and have stopped me from watching some Food and Travel Network programming.
C’mon kid. I know bacon stole your girlfriend and used your favorite sweatsocks to wipe up afterword, but jeez. Don’t you think its time to forgive and forget.
Bacon loves you man. Love the bacon.
I see another bacon explosion in his not-too-distant future.
714 pickles doesn’t sound like enough to add up to one of those things.