Burnside Brewing's $5 All American Burger. Couch lager and shot not included. Credit: Chris Onstad

If you work in the inner east Burnside area, you wear through your lunch and dinner options pretty quickly. Burnside Brewing Co.โ€”who just released their Couch Select Lager in handy canned form, as you can see belowโ€”are locally famous for their duck fat-griddled burger, but their big and bright space, as well as above-and-beyond-for-a-brewery-bar menu, makes them a must-hit. Any other week, go in for hanger steak or beer-butt chicken and a pint, but during Burger Week, the only sensible option is the three-course meal you see below, in which their $5 burger stars:

Burnside Brewings $5 All American Burger. Couch lager and shot not included.
  • Chris Onstad
  • Burnside Brewing’s $5 All American Burger. Couch lager and shot not included.

They sear this quarter-pound, grain-finished beef patty in Wagyu (“American-style Kobe beef”) fat, and dress it up with the serious iceberg crunch, raw onion heat, and vinegary pickle of a proper-traditional backyard burger. Secret sauce and an unapologetically perfect slice of old-school melted American cheese bring its rich char into full nostalgic glory.

This is a $5 burger that won’t slow you down in the middle of a workday…unless that’s your goal, in which case you can get outside of a lager or three and take in what’s left of summer from one of their many comfortable, well-shaded, Burnside-facing tables.

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The Portland Mercury would like to thank our partners once again this year, world-class meat provider Nicky USA, Widmer Brothers Brewing, and Jim Beam Kentucky Fire!

Important reminder: THESE BURGERS WILL SELL OUT. Last yearโ€™s restaurants had one main issue with the event last year, and that was people getting angry and rude when they found out that they are part of a reality where restaurants that are getting slammed run out of food. We have better forecasting numbers this year, but please: go early, be kind, get a drink, and, most importantly, a $5 burger is a privilege, not a right. You know what someone who acts like a horseโ€™s ass is? Hint: It has two enormous buttocks and large poops fall out of the middle.