Smallwares' Burger Week work of art. Credit: Chris Onstad

I never thought Smallwares, at NE 46th and Fremont, would get into the Burger Week fray, but once they did I knew Johanna Ware would deliver a killer. I think sheโ€™s been holding back for years, because she knew once she put her signature style on a burger, sheโ€™d instantly be hounded to start a chain that features this and only this creation.

Smallwares Burger Week work of art.
  • Chris Onstad
  • Smallwares’ Burger Week work of art. Only $5.

Any axis you spin the Smallwares $5 burger onโ€”flavor, texture, intensityโ€”itโ€™s an A+. The charred, juicy beef patty, griddled in bacon fat, sits in a tender potato bun with crispy fried shallots, melted Swiss, fresh tomato, shredded iceberg, shiso, cilantro, and a Smallwares-esque mayonnaise-based secret sauce tuned up with Serrano chilies, chopped pickle, ginger, and seven leagues of umami.

Donโ€™t let the height intimidate you โ€” sheโ€™s a pro, and like the rest of her menu, the food eats beautifully and cleanly. Itโ€™s not a slippery, jaw-dislocating stack, but a tidy package that compresses in unison and delivers big, complex flavors in every bite. Itโ€™s a full-size burger, but you may want two.

Support these hard-working kitchens, and treat yourself rightโ€”donโ€™t forget sides and drinks!

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The Portland Mercury would like to thank our partners once again this year, world-class meat provider Nicky USA, Widmer Brothers Brewing, and Jim Beam Kentucky Fire!

Important reminder: THESE BURGERS WILL SELL OUT. Last yearโ€™s restaurants had one main issue with the event last year, and that was people getting angry and rude when they found out that they are part of a reality where restaurants that are getting slammed run out of food. We have better forecasting numbers this year, but please: go early, be kind, get a drink, and, most importantly, a $5 burger is a privilege, not a right. You know what someone who acts like a horseโ€™s ass is? Hint: It has two enormous buttocks and large poops fall out of the middle.