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Have you been wondering when the Disney Corporation was going to get into the egg business? ME, TOO! Well, wonder no longer as you watch this commercial for Disney brand eggs which apparently pop out of the chicken’s vagina bearing the likeness of all your favorite Disney characters! WOW! Disneyland IS a magical place!
Tip o’ the mouse ears to Jezebel!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Chickens and other birds don’t have vaginas. They only have one hole called a cloaca.
Fun fact: cloaca is Latin for sewer!
Fun fact #2
Crocodiles and alligators also have cloaca!
Look. I know for a FACT that chicken had a vagina! (Shut… up, Steve! SHUT UP!!!)
I wonder how many cloacas I consumed in chicken mcnuggets as a child.
To Will Radik: You can’t eat a “cloaca.” Like a sinus, it’s defined by absence rather than presence.
Will doesn’t understand anything when it comes to parts “down there.” He is just another disgusting douche pedophile loving dolt.