So, Ned Lannamann walks into my office with what looks like a load of fat, squat chocolate dongs and asks, “Would you like an Angel Kiss?”
How could I refuse? How could I accept? How does one even approach this sort of thing?

Luckily, they’re Halal.

And the inside holds this amazing surprise!

Angel Kisses: Suck it allll out!

You’ll like them even more when you learn they have historically been called “tรชte de nรจgre” (negro’s head) in France, “Mohrenkopf” (Moor’s head) or “Negerkuss” (negro’s kiss) in Germany, and many similar charming variants all over Europe! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coa…)
Choco-chode!
So, I gather the “Richard Simmons from Season 2 of True Blood” photo aids consumption…or guides it??
My mom got those for Ned to say congratulations on buying a house and I think it was very sweet.