Apparently Taco Bell is test marketing shells made from Nacho Cheese Doritos (unequivocally my least favorite “food” on the planet, as anyone who knows me can attest). The new “Doritos Locos Tacos” are only in test markets, so all you disgusting slobs (and my friend Andrew) should hold off getting your hopes up…unless you’re a disgusting slob from Toledo, Ohio. Like this guy:
via Slashfood

Eeeew. I think the guy is being sarcastic.
Anyways, this type of “regular-guy” V-Blogging Testing Items (food in this case) is obviously a new type of advertisement for products. And the people doing it I think are oblivious of it. Not that I care much…I care more about the oblivious non-conscient part.
TONY PEREZ HATES AMERICA.
Hey dawg, we heard you like doritos, so we put a dorito in your dorito so you can.. uh, while you uhh.. shit.
Now they need to replace the lemon juice in their salsa with Gatorade.
Now if they could make the shell out of Freetos….
Give me Cool Ranch and we’ll talk.
It’s like Chester Cheetah pissed in your mouth. Yes, that good.
Taco Bell and Doritos are owned by Pepsi.
With the talk of Mt.Dew on this blog maybe the Mercury is owned by them too.