HEY YOU! Wanna free root beer float? Well, head in to an A&W today and they’ll hook you up. You don’t even need to buy anything to get it. Just walk in and say, “Hit me with that root beer float, yo!” and they’ll hand you one.
It’s happening nation-wide today and the press release says some idiotic thing about it being an altruistic gesture because gas prices are high and blah, blah, blah… just give me the effin’ float!
Oh, and Thomas Kemper is going to be giving out root beer floats in Pioneer Square next Monday too. What a great way to start the week! [UPDATE: Sorry, the Pioneer Square event isn’t until JULY 23. Got too excited.]
I love posting about free food because it’s like I’m doing a service for you Blogtownies and it makes me feel good inside. Enjoy!
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http://www.pioneercourthousesquare.org/calendar_july.htm
Free floats are in July.
Where the hell is an A & W in Portland?
@Josh
There’s an A&W at 82nd and Powell. That’s about it. You’d just be better off going to Pix Patissiere.
My grandpa took me to A&W, but he never woulda taken me to Pix for an 8 dollar float.
Thanks Graham,
You see, that’s why a person should never go to Yelp for information. Best to stay in the friendly confines of the Mercury web page and Found It!