ATTENTION WORLD: I’ve been repeating the above catchphrase on a near hourly basis for at least a week, and barely anyone has understood the reference! So to lessen your ignorance somewhat, I’m posting the following commercial for Sizzlean—one of the greatest products and advertisements ever produced by humankind.
P.S. I wish they would give an Academy Award to every single person in this commercial.
P.P.S. Next week I’m going to start saying to random people on the street: “Why sizzle fat? Sizzleeeean!”
P.P.P.S. Why can’t one of you dirtfoot hippies start a Sizzlean food cart?
Here is mine that I recite and get confused looks from the younger kids:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4DR4vEgrs
It’s a generational thing. Must be odd to be much older than your readers.
I have to keep an eye out at estate sales for a belt made from this stuff.
Turkey Bacon is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.
@Abusive: Turkey Bacon, or more accurately “artificially colored mechanically separated turkey foam extrusion food product” is not better. It’s simply not bacon. Please take your blasphemy elsewhere.
I always thought it was “Move over bacon, now there’s something meatier.” Is my memory broken, or did they change their catchphrase at some point?