From NPR:
“The Other White Meat” has another slogan. The National Pork Board on Friday replaced the decades-old ad campaign with a new message: “Pork: Be Inspired.”
It’s tough to beat that specificity. I would have gone with something more obvious, like “Pork: Dance Like No One Is Watching.” Or “Pork: Friendship Is Magic.” Or “Pork: Wear Sunscreen.” But that’s why I don’t pull in the big advertising dollars. What pithy phrases would you use to sell animal flesh?
“Pork: The Meat Product That’s Also a Somewhat Uncouth Verb.”
Pork: Tricky? No, sis!
Pigs: Smarter than dogs.
Pigs: Smarter Than Dogs (But Not As Culturally “Valuable”)
Pig Out With Pork
pork like you mean it
Pork: Not just for obese rednecks anymore!
Pork: Tastes Like Human!
Pork: Eat it because you hated the Babe squeal, Babe: Pig in the City
Pigs: because they’re responsible for the bacon meme!
Pork Out With Your Fork Out
Pork: You Don’t Have To Be Jewish To Love–Oh, Never Mind
Pork: Because We Hate Muslins.
“Riiight Lisa, Some Magical Wonderful Animal.” — H. Simpson
“Pork: At Least We Can Still Afford It”
Good Pig…TO BARBECUE!!
I can’t beat “Pork Like You Mean It,” but how about:
“Pork: Meat, Also”
“Pork: Great on Matzah!”
“Pork: Is It In You?”
“Pork Reloaded: The RePiggening”
“Swine is Fine”
“Swine Flu: Catch It!”
“Pork: The Swine that Binds”
“Pork: Another Delicious Baby Animal God Made Just for Your Eating Pleasure!”*
* (Pigs would ordinarily live 6-9 years, but the pigs people eat live 6-9 months, generally in pretty horrifying conditions – The More You Know!)
“If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”
Mmmmmmmm suffering animals. You can almost taste their sorrow
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington…
“Pork Reloaded:The Repiggening” is actually making me tear up with laughter.
CONTEST OVER!
The best I can come up with is Pork 2: The Squealquel.
Pork: Now with less Trichomonas!
For our Spanish speaking friends: Puerco Rico!
Pork: A Deliverance from Bad Taste.
Just ask Bobby, I bet you will squeal like a pig for this meat. Weeeeee!
@ TSW, Thanks, I’m happy help you introduce a new bodily fluid to your laptop’s surface.
Pork: That’s what Bacon is made of!
“Poe qué pork? Porque!”
Oh bother, I fucked that one up.
This whole campaign needs a spokesperson. May I suggest:
Judge Robert Pork
Pork from Ork (Nanu Nanu!)
Piggy Pop
Ginuswine (Ft. 2-Pork Shakur)
@ TSw: Ginuswine is perfect, since his jam would be “(There Isn’t Any Room For Me) In Those Jeans.”
CC,
That’s a prime cut!
If she hadn’t recently passed away, Javalena Horne (RIP) wouldn’ve been perfect performing something from Porgy and Bess.