I only love two things in this shitty world: steak and actor Steve Guttenberg. And that’s why I’m crapping my pants in excitement, because these two wonderful items are finally coming together in one place — STEVE GUTTENBERG’S STEAKHOUSE!
I can’t wait to try his “Three Men and a Little Lady-fingers.” Mmmmmmm…

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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