This Is Why I’m Fat?

What did you eat for breakfast this morning? Did it happen to be one of these?

That may explain why you’re fat. But the giant breakfast burrito is not the only culprit. Blogtownie Joneser (who is was a blogger herself) sent us a link to the amazing compendium of horrific fatty delights known as thisiswhyyourefat.com.

The blog is essentially a picture feed of the most fattening foods ever created by man. There is no commentary—just a brief photo caption describing the food. Some of the descriptions read like Haiku from Dom DeLuise:

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

Others read like small pamphlets for atherosclerosis:

A pizza with a hot dog wrapped in bacon pigs in a blanket crust. The center is filled with italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce. It can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup.

And many entries, as you may have noticed, include bacon. However, the best thing about thisiswhyyourfat.com, is that once you’ve perused these examples of extreme cuisine, your own diet will appear tame by comparison. I already feel better about my weekly breakfast sando from Bunk.

Thanks again, Joneser!

In other news, you should never attempt to eat five free Denny’s Grand Slam breakfasts.