For reasons unknown, the Oregonian’s “Non-Foodie Food Guide” neglected to include this chain of restaurants:BUFFET HUT: THE ONLY FAMILY BUFFET OWNED BY JUGGALOS. (Maybe Faygo hasn’t been advertising enough?)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Tonight We Dine at the Juggalo Buffet”

  1. They should serve THE WORST BEER IN THE WORLD (seriously): Tunisian Löwenbräu. Only they should call it Juggalöwenbräu.

    OK, that’s all I’ve got.

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