Uh ... actually that headline is kinda the whole story.

I probably should have planned this better.

UPDATE: Also, the Nintendo 3DS remake of Star Fox 64 will exist somewhere on July 14.

Three cheers for post-post body text!

[Propers to Destructoid for saving this post from further metatextuality.]


BEYOND THE JUMPDATE: Sorry guys, but the Internet hasn't yet invented a Star Fox-themed homage to John Hughes.