I’m as psyched as the rest of Portland’s stereotypically liberal twentysomethings that Barack Obama is our president, but unless he starts stomping down Pennsylvania Avenue in a giant robot sometime soon, I’m voting Wilson/Metal Wolf 2012.
(Note: Sadly, Metal Wolf Chaos never saw official release in America, despite being a relative success for the Xbox in Japan. Happy President’s Day!)

What the fuck? This looks awesome! Jerks, keepin’ the really neat games to themselves. Get off my plane!
How is there an XBox Japan only release? That makes no sense.
It makes exactly as much sense as President Michael “Kick Your Face In With His Fucking Mech” Wilson wants it to.
Which is to say, none.