Burn a bra for the latest addition to the enemy roster of BioShock 2: the Big Sister.

Think: BioShock’s Big Brother, only with more estrogen, a handy carrying satchel for her Little Sister counterpart, and a pneumatic drill where her sparkly bangles would normally be.

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Sadly this image is about the extent of anyone’s knowledge on the game as of yet. Expect more info as soon as the developers show us something not designed to simultaneously arouse and infuriate teenage boys.

6 replies on “<i>BioShock 2</i> Strikes A Blow For Feminism”

  1. A CAT/NOT A CAT IS RETIRING FROM BLOGTOWN.

    Remember when blogtown was fun? I do. This was a frivolous place where we could have fairly intelligent discussions about the issue of the day while simultaneously celebrating cat friday/caturday and trolling Matt into various nervous breakdowns while he was changing his medications and calling everyone racist. It was fun!

    Alas, the whole fucking Sam debacle brought in some sort of ideologue brigade that wanted nothing but SRS BSNS, but unfortunately had the debate skills of lesser apes. Sam-gate sort of wrapped up, but these dipshits just found new things to have completely incompetent show-downs about. It’s fucking boring, and I’m fucking bored.

    I know that Rom and jake and all the other half-wits will count this as a win, to which I say “good on you”. You’ve made blogtown insufferably stupid, well done. I’m out.

    Kiala, graham, Alison, other decent people: It’s been fun, and I’ll miss you guys.
    Mercury arts interns: by and large you all suck. Up your game.
    Matt: You’re a talentless hack, but you knew that. Good luck with the mental health issues.

    KTHXBAI.

  3. Breasts would have only slowed her down.

    I need to ask my housemate what happened at the end of the first one. I watched him play most of it, but missed the ending. “Return to Rapture” – does that mean it will still be in an underwater town?

  4. I’m afraid to play Bioshock. I mean if the giant ants and bloatflies in FO3 make me pee myself, I’m afraid those creepy little girls will give me a heart attack.

  5. Yeah, it’s a tense game, filled with lots of mad people running around cackling to themselves. Lots of ambient sounds coming from everywhere. And then, yeah, creepy little girls who are all like “No, no, please!” and then you stab them with a needle and then they slink off through the vent system. But, possible upper: this game has so much loot! Every drawer has like three items, and there’s no carrying limit. It’s satisfying.

  6. By far, the worst thing in Bioshock was the creepy “Jesus loves me this I know…” singing from the shadows.

    Now pardon me while I go change. Seems I’ve piddled a little just thinking about it.

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