Behold the hilarious wonder of Conan O’Brien’s latest edition of “Clueless Gamer” in which Super Bowl foes Marshawn Lynch (Seahawks) and Rob Gronkowski (Patriots) play the so far unreleased Mortal Combat X! Marshawn’s reactions are especially sweet and funny since he really hates all the violence he sees (maybe he’s never watched himself play?). However, he is a huge fan of Mario Kart’s “Toad” character—which has endeared me to him forever.
WATCH!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)