I am getting so SICK of people trying to label me! NEWSFLASH: I will never allow you to constrict my feelings, or put me in your convenient little box! So if I say I can love the Disney musical Frozen AND Grand Theft Auto—then I can love Frozen AND Grand Theft Auto!

Hey Anna, don’t let Elsa have all the fun! (But seriously… what did the police ever do to you?)

Hat tips to DoD!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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