Warning: This post contains spoilers, brahmin nudity, monosodium glutamate and inferred class warfare. You’ve been warned.
Hey Kiala! I know how much you love Fallout 3, so I figured I should mention that the latest downloadable addition to the game lands on the Xbox Live Marketplace sometime in the next few hours.
Unlike the bullshit trips to Pittsburgh and Alaska, the “Broken Steel” DLC actually lets you continue the main Fallout 3 plot for a mere 10 bones. Your millionaire hubby throws more than that in change at hobos every morning!
I was gonna e-mail you about this, but fuck it. We’re, like, Internet famous. We can do whatever we want and if the plebes complain, Sergey Brin will punch them in their stupid proletariat snouts.
(Dear plebes, I was just kidding. I love you all. Please don’t revolt against our hegemony.)
OHMYGOD. I am sorry. This is all I am doing all day today all day.
Today.
I have a social media in twitter guru video that needs editing.
#uprise…
Fuck Bethesda. FUCK THEM IN THE FUCKING GOAT ASS!!! FUCKING DROP SOME FUCKING DLC ON THE FUCKING PS3 ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do we always get left out of these releases? We get trophies (finally) and they get whole new games. If I buy a 360 it’ll be a used one so Microsoft doesn’t get one penny of the money. Plus, I won’t be out so much when it inevitably fries within two years.
Well… ps3 owners get uhhh, blu ray… so they can pay to watch high def content on their ps3s that I can download on my computer for free!
Also, ps3 owners can um…well….they can, um….
What exactly IS a ps3? Is it like a cat or food? Can I barter with it for blankets?
PS3s totally look like George Foreman grills. Somewhere online, you can find one that’s been converted to one. Probably due to the lack of killer games for it…
And the all-too-human desire for delicious grilled meats.