So I basically have a week to play enough of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim to write something halfway decent about it for the paper. Anyone who’s touched the game will tell you how ridiculously short of a time that is for a game like this, and also, now that I think of it, jesus, the things I do for you people. (RELATED: A friend saw me lugging around the 656-page hardcover guide for the game [why hello, ladies] and she just muttered, “Shit.” Because yes. This is all ridiculous.)
Anyway! Here is a very short thing that actually does a pretty good job explaining what playing Skyrim is like. You’ll note they left out the parts about forgetting to eat and sleep!
See, Paul? Bil Keane’s legacy is good for something. Via Topless Robot.
AS NEAR AS I CAN TELL, SKYRIM IS A COMMUNIST PLOT TO DESTROY THE IT INDUSTRY BY ENSLAVING THEM ALL TO EATING BUTTERFLY WINGS.
I’m not sure how the communists play into it, but there may be something to that theory.