Ladies, don’t take that headline as an admission of incontinence. I’ve got the bladder of a grizzly bear. But sometimes the ‘net just shocks me with something so damn awesome, so purely radical, that — like the majestic falcon — I piss all over myself.
The theme music from Contra alone is generally enough to make me cross my legs nervously, but remaking the NES classic in insane detail within the LittleBigPlanet editor? I need to buy some new couch cushions.
Admit it. You peed. You’re totally icky too.
“Dude. Don’t get the spread. Dude! Dude! It was my turn! You got it last time! Fuck you, man. Fine. I’ll take the shitty laser.”