Ever since the Great Speak & Spell Fire of oh-two nostalgic twentysomething parents have longed for a way to teach their kids the alphabet while branding them eternally with a useless affinity for the culture of an era they never actually lived through.

Luckily, like some kind of still-culturally-relevant Astro Boy, Mega Man is here to save the day:

Don’t think Capcom isn’t busy taking notes. The moment this video hits 10,000 views they start production on Mega Man Zeta: Alphabet Wars and its first three sequels.