Here at the Mercury, we have a somewhat interesting history with Donkey Kong master Billy Mitchell.

Actually, screw it. I’d write more of an intro to this, but like I could ever write anything half as amazing as the pearls of wisdom Billy Mitchell tosses off with little to no effort. Brave your way through the annoying G4 commentary here, and you’ll see what I mean.

Billy Mitchell is the best.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

6 replies on ““Somebody Will Say to Me, ‘Hi Bill, Howya Doin’?’ I’ll Say, ‘Why Don’t You Mind Your Own Business.'””

  2. Billy Mitchell is rad!

    I saw Steve Wiebe at the NW pinball show in Seattle last weekend. That was okay. But I much rather would have rocked some Baywatch pinball with Billy.

  3. it’s a shame. all across the planet there are decent people doing meaningful things to help our world along. but they only make movies about the 5-sigma dicks.

  6. DUDE! I just figured out why Billy Mitchell is so hilarious! He is the real life equivalent of David Brent from BBC’s The Office. He even smiles the same. YES!

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