Would you believe me if I said this picture is the least bizarre thing about Soulcalibur IV?
Between the inclusion of Darth “Anakin “James “This is CNN” Earl Jones” Skywalker” Vader and Yoda to the fact that they spell the title — which is obviously two words — as a single, bizarre compound noun/verb-jective thing, this game is either the greatest example of wacky Japanese culture infused with hyper-violent pugilism since No More Heroes, or Marcel Duchamp has risen from the dead to create videogames.
(Side note: If any developers release a game consisting entirely of a found urinal, I guarantee an automatic “10” in every publication willing to pay me.)
(Side note addendum: Review coming shortly. Of Soulcalibur IV, not the toilet thing.)
That bird is God Tier.
Are you playing the xbox or ps3 version?
I’m just pissed that they didn’t include Link again.
And how’s the gameplay? You should invite me over for beers so that I can kick your ass at fighting games. I play cheap.
Ha! More like it.
Score one for Nex Cavalli.
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Marcel Duchamp video games! Now there’s something that might actually make me consider buying one of those time-wasting machines!
Good post, Nex. Here’s a pie.