Because dubbing the damn console “Wii” wasn’t enough of an invite for penis jokes, Ubisoft has decided to turn the system into an excuse for wife swapping with the upcoming We Dare.
Here, have a trailer:
The weird bit is that this isn’t at all a joke. This is a real thing. That exists. In reality.
Then again, I suppose this was inevitable. Once the Suicide Girls started covering their cooters with Dreamcast controllers in an effort to reach the male wang directly through our collective sense of nostalgia, it was only a matter of time before some publisher thought to himself, “I bet there’s good money in making people fuck.”
Well played Ubisoft. Well played.
(Update: What could be better than sexy Wiimote sexy sex sex sexiness? How about said sexiness remixed in the style of Dead Island? Nothing says “time for an orgy” like horribly mutilated preteen girls!)
C’mon, you used to totally dominate SGPDX gatherings back in the day (was that ’03? Am I totally dating myself?) with your brand of nerdy cool, no need to hate on their bid for video fanboys!
As for this Wii game, I seriously doubt it’s going to replace the quality orgy-starters that one can get at any Spencers…
Yes. Sadly I think that was ’03. Michelle, we are incredibly old.
And who was hating? I think if you look at my record you will find that I’ve long been a supporter of both the Dreamcast and the vagina.
Also, I think we both know I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t, at one time, counted among the ranks of said fanboys.
Am not hating, but am sure every game “it`s gonna be just like that”. -“Woooooooo”-
Other hypothetic ending is one couple dead drunk in the kitchen and the other more open couple kissy kissing in the basement. -“Woooooooo”-
I’ve always had an odd fascination with pirates.
At last, a Wii game I want to play! But…how do I get those people to play it with me?
Hrm, Is anyone else getting a message saying that Ubisoft has blocked it ‘in your country’?
I boldly predict that this will start more awkward silences than orgies.