You know Zardoz, right? It’s that movie where … alright, I can’t really explain it, but I’m sure you’ve seen Sean Connery’s hirsute bandito diaper oufit, right?
Alright, now that we’re all on the same page, I present Zardoz as an 8-bit game:
Why does this exist?
That wasn’t a rhetorical guys. I’m really curious why the hell this exists. I was all for the My Little Pony thing, and god knows I liek me some Mudkip, but why is this still a thing?
Gatsby was cute, and Hobo With A Shotgun was the obvious corporate stab at meme mimicry, so that makes this … what? The proletariat attempting to reclaim its meme from the grinding gears of the capitalist machine?
It exists for the same reason I’d rather play Cave Story than Halo: Reach.
God, you’re dumb.
This is a thing for the same reason you have a job.
I really like Zardoz. This was just a whim, but somehow sparked more interest than anything else I’ve made.