… HOOPSTER! THE VILLAIN WITH 1,000 HOOPS!!

Umm… Hoopster is a really scary dude, guys. He’s got all those… all those hoops.
Soooooo…. yeah. See you at the party tomorrow night.
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… HOOPSTER! THE VILLAIN WITH 1,000 HOOPS!!

Umm… Hoopster is a really scary dude, guys. He’s got all those… all those hoops.
Soooooo…. yeah. See you at the party tomorrow night.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Is that a fixed gear hoop? I’m so sick of these fixie-riding hoopsters.
I’m guessing there will be plenty of hoopsters.