Look guys! Everybody has an off day now and then. Even Batman. Now, I’m not making excuses for him or anything because—hey, he’s Batman! But maybe he was on some cold medicine or something? Or maybe he started drinking early in the morning as Bruce Wayne, got a little fucked up, and decided to put on the costume walk down the Vegas strip and start some shit with people? Not sure. Anyway, here’s a video of Batman getting his ass beat. (Note: Starts out very funny, but not so funny in the end. Just kind of sad. Sad Batman.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
“Prepare yourself for the deadly blades of… the windmill!”
So that’s your obscure reference from me for the day.
this guy is not the real batman. he’s like one of those guys on ‘the dark night’ that show up to thwart some villans but end up getting beat.
Someone needs to upload this to YouTube set to Wesley Willis crooning his song “I Wupped Batman’s Ass.” I would do it myself but I’m too computer illiterate.
Not as bad as the fat middle aged guy I saw getting kicked in the head by a bouncer outside the Margaritaville casino last time I was in Vegas, AKA the last time I tried to kill myself with alcohol a la Nic Cage. I hate that place. It was 2 pm!
A bit worse than the homeless guy I saw get hit with a bike-as-weapon by a crowd of street kids on the east side of the steel bridge Tuesday.
PS: those costume muscles are fake.