Commenter PRWalters asks “Why don’t you guys just add a Star Wars tag already?” Completely legitimate question, PR! And here is your answer: Because from now on, we will only write posts about “French Disco Star Wars”—and that tag is much too long.
Oh! And here’s some French Disco Star Wars right now!
Hat tips to Buzzfeed!

French Disco Star Wars vs Phantom Menace. Who ya got?