… uh… Where exactly is Thor’s helmet?

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A note of reason from Erik Henriksen after the jump:

A note of reason from Erik Henriksen:

Please note, Steve, that this isn’t an ‘official poster,’ per se—rather, it’s a mock-up designed for to give potential licensors an idea of what the finished film’s marketing materials might resemble! So—not unlike young Steve Rogers when he was offered the Super Soldier Serum—take heart, my friend! Perhaps your furious nerd hate-boner will inspire Mssr. Whedon to include Thor’s helmet on the film’s actual theatrical poster! (Though since Thor only wore the helmet for like .03 seconds in his own movie, I’d say that’s not fucking likely. Sorry dude.)

1) Never ever address me as “dude” until I say you’ve earned the right.
And 2)

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

13 replies on “Here’s the New Avengers Poster, and…”

  7. Yes Ant Man and the Wasp for were founding members for fucks sake, NOT Hawkeye and the Black Widow. And where is Hawkeye’s FUCKING cowl/mask thing for that matter? I am all for pantsless Hulk however.

  8. Ant Man/Giant Man and Wasp were lame-ass filler characters, the ones that no one would give two shits about if they had their own movie. I, for one, am glad they are gone. Let us never speak of them again.

  10. Ant Man was the one who first proposed that they should remain a team, and the Wasp gave the Avengers their name, so let’s never speak of guspasho again.

    Now, where the fuck are Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch?

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