The person in the following video is completely unlikable—until he puts on his fully automated Iron Man suit in under 10 seconds, and starts making buzzy mechanical walking sounds. Then I love him. Then I dislike him again because he’s obviously way smarter than me. Then I love him again because I don’t want to be thought of as “smart” in that way. So… yeah. I love him. Think I’ll marry him.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Very funny, but also very homoerotic. And who’s Jarvis?