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…or is that a zombie wearing a reversible “pasty white male nipples” shirt? Anyhoo, Capcom will be giving these beauties away to promote their new Resident Evil video game at Comic-Con next week. (Warning: Those in attendance should prepare to be blinded by pale rolls of flesh.)
Nipple tips to BuzzFeed!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I am Cornholio… zombie?
I want one but def will not be at Comic-Con! Can I order one or someone willing to pass an unwanted one of these onto me? Lmk! Send me an email if u can help me out jcoppers7@gmail.com. Thanks- much appreciated 🙂