It's weird to think that computers didn't always make getting laid easier...

Its weird to think that computers didnt always make getting laid easier...

  • It’s weird to think that computers didn’t always make getting laid easier…

A friend of mine—like me—doesn’t use Facebook. As a result, last Friday he missed a party in his own home. No one in the house of six roommates thought to mention it anywhere but online.

It’s not surprising, I suppose, considering that Facebook accounts for 5.5% of all time spent online in the U.S.

I wonder what I’ve missed…

4 replies on “Twitter is Jealous”

  1. What, is the guy also deaf and didn’t notice the party? Or is the house better constructed than any of the ones that I’ve lived in with 6 other people?

  2. @Matt: Andy’s “friend” and his “friend”‘s roommates were probably in the basement playing Axis & Allies. Unless Andy’s “friend” happened to be the kitchen when they were making some more Tortino’s Pizza Party Rolls, he’d have totally missed ’em. You see, they’re NERDS! Only NERDS use the internet for planning parties. Real Cool People like me and you use carrier pigeons.

  3. @Graham: “Parties” in my book include members of the opposite sex. Pumping out Russian infantry in the hopes that either Germany will get tired of killing them and can be invaded, or the Allies will get their act together and deal with the submarine problem, is not a party, (regardless of if we are playing with drinking game rules or not.)

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