Some things I could use if you have them:
• A new (or gently used) sink clogger
• garbage bags (large)
• some of the old TV antennas, the old ones, rabbit ear ones
• magazines (no magazines for women, please)
• VCR tapes
Some things I don’t need anymore:
• This ’96 Ford Explorer chassis, call for details or stop by whenever, I’m usually around
• Seasons 1-3 of Magnum, P.I. on DVD
• any more unsolicited and unwelcome “casual encounters” (that is not what this newspaper column is for)
• any more “feedback” about this newspaper column