So I’m looking deep into the crystal ball dangling from this woman’s vagina, and I see your future. And in this future, you have a very powerful vagina indeed.
My only question: Isn’t she afraid her teeth will cut the string?
(That was a “vagina dentata” joke. Nevermind.)

Where did my comment go?
Sad face.
The fact that we think we have to explain this joke makes A CAT ashamed to be associated with this paper.
I don’t know whether to be aroused or terrified.