Okay, technically this video should be classified as NSFW—even though there’s no nudity in it, and it actually represents an astonishing medical breakthrough! Tell you what. Take a second, stand up and peek over the top of your cubicle. Nobody around? GREAT! Watch the first 17 seconds of this five minute infomercial, and you’ll know everything you need to know. However, I DEFY you to ever look at life in the same way again!!



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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vt26Wl3fWEA

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Finally! A Beautiful Chest with Zero Distance!!”

  1. Oh shiot I only lasted 37 secs. Prolly that plan of going to Japan witha friend should be postponed, I can get some kind of seizure if the amount of non understandable information is coming right at me at that speed. Ewwkable information.

    I love breasts, just as the next guy who loves breasts does, but this made say yuuuuwck.

    Now, drop me at the video game part of town, or to the nice breasts infomercials 30 feet high laser 3D flatscreens, and I will can take it, and enjoy it, like a Hamster in Super Amphetamines.

  3. @ Leaky, that’s not Japanese, but I guess the Japanese are known for being even more, er, full throttle, with their information than Chinese so sure.

  4. Thanks Bruce, and sorry to whom it may concern…Now I can re-think my trip to Japan…and to China if I avoid infomercials. It caught me off guard.

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