Gurrrrrl, I’m not even GONNA start messin’ with NO man, unless I have some money first. You think a no-good trifling man gonna pay MY bills? Oh, HELL to the mothereffin’ NO. I’m with homegirl here, who KNOWS what she’s talkin’ ’bout and ain’t about to take no mess. Even though she’s not out of kindergarten yet. Preach on, Hello Kitty girl!


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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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