LADIES:
Need somewhere to stay in Austin for SXSW? Daniel would like to help. Via the most amazing Craigslist ad I’ve seen in a while:
SXSW LADIES STAY FREE
That’s right! Ladies stay free for SXSW
I’m looking for one to two ladies to stay free during SXSW at my place. This is a simple deal; a free place to stay with many extras, for your services.
Included:
• Recording equipment and instruments
• Free internet and computer access
• Food
• I will provide some transportation as I will be attending SXSW also
• Bus stop is half a block away and goes anywhere in Austin within minutes
• A 6′ tall 190 lbs 6% body fat with ripped abs and a musician, for company
• All entertainment appliancesI’m educated, extremely fit, excellent musician, lived in Austin all my life, good job, nice artistic place to stay, and well grounded.
Preferences:
I’m just looking for cool people to hang out with during SXSW.
• Two friends
• Sisters/twins
• One girl is fine tooI’m not a shallow person as this ad may seem. This is really a business deal, a nice way to meet cool people, and have some fun at the same time!
Looking forward to it!
Daniel
ht: PhotoJQ. (LADIES: please don’t actually stay with Daniel.)
Not enough room for triplets?
@TODD: SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT DANIEL, BUT DUDE KNOWS HIS LIMITS.
Wow. I only stay with creepy guys who have 5% body fat.
Why just for SXSW? He could offer this deal year round!
Five bucks says he’s got a ‘The Matrix’ poster on the ceiling above his bed, taped onto the mirror.