Join the Dick Towel Nation

Wm. Steven HumphreyNovember 6, 2009 10:42 amJuly 12, 2022 8:18 pm

The always hilarious guys from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia have yet another amazing product to share with the American public: THE DICK TOWEL! See… it’s a towel… with a dick on it… and… and… ummm… yeah. Just watch the video. Language NSFW! Headphones up!

Wait… you can actually order this thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-xQSk-_zh-0%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

One reply on “Join the Dick Towel Nation”

kent3800 says:

November 12, 2009 11:04 pm at 11:04 pm

The Dick Towel was created by some of Portland’s own! They have a t-shirt company there in Los Angeles and work have worked with the Sunny guys since the beginning. Good stuff. Their websites are http://www.suburbanriot.com and http://www.dicktowel.com

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