Okay, fine! Perhaps we don’t share the same sense of humor when it comes to pedophilia. (Well, excuuuuuuse ME!) However, I think we can all agree that “breasts” are ALWAYS hilarious! Check out this commercial for Kush, the only product I know of that satisfies a woman’s deep need to have something soft and cylindrical in between her funbags.

A tip o’ the D-cup to BWE!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Ladies, Give Those Breasts a Rest!”

  1. So it is not untoward of me to want to jam my man parts in between those things??? Honey I’m helping with your “support” AND a restful sleep……….
    Also the youtube links after that video lead me to believe you were looking for something else when you found THAT Humplestilskin???

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