I could go into a long lengthy explanation why this guy thinks his sign and everything on it is a good idea… but, as he says himself, “Read Bible for Details.”

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

21 replies on “Occupy Kitchen (A Plea to Womankind)”

  1. A lot of red-blooded ‘Murkans who hate Mooslims often forget that plenty of Christians around in the world make women cover their heads all the time, too.
    Because…well, because it just makes good sense?

  2. If a white guy says it, he’s a whack job. However, when it is part of another culture to oppress women, then we have to respect diversity. Wait, is that right? When do we respect diversity again?

  3. So I’ve been working on this concept, and I tend to think my wife shouldn’t be submissive to anyone, so technically, being submissive to me means not being submissive to me.

    I would really like to work through this apparent paradox with that gentleman, but they don’t let me into Magic Gardens anymore.

  4. Great public service poster. Glad he underscored where to find the details, too. They’re the key to subjugating your woman, after all. I’m constantly referring mine to Corinthians 10: 4-7. “The Lord shall spit bile upon she who doth not wash his delicates on light soil.”

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