Hey ladies! It’s spring time, and you know what that means. It’s time to intricately groom your shame cave so that boys will like you. Luckily, our friends at Cosmo (seriously, click that link. Today’s featured video is “Would You Do Him Outside?”) have worked up a handy stencil kit:
- Cosmo via Jezebel
- Pube Cookies!
I will be inspecting for symmetry at the next Blogtown commenter meet up.
via Jezebel

This just…I mean…who has the time and what the…
I give up.
Kiala is too busy! Anyone want to offer a hand?
It’s the most wonderful time… of the year.
In Paris they call the Landing Strip “le Ticket,” because it’s the exact size of a metro ticket. Yay!
If Kiala were to ask me, I would help her, but only if I could use the “This way for fun” stencil.
The T-Rex stencil didn’t make the cut?
Hey, how about a Blogtown drinky thing/shame cave (love that description) trimming jamboree. Or whatever…
What do you mean who has the time? These save time!
You kids and your shorn pubies.
I’ll take the Old Growth Wrap-Around Brillo Pad any day.
How about a “Dead Man’s Curve” for Paris Hilton types?
@SPK, I think you’re looking for a “Mr. Yuk” stencil. You know…the poison control guy?