As a worldly man o’ the times, I like and support women’s issues. However, there are certain things… I mean… I DON’T EVEN. Ya know? Like the following video which demonstrates “Fur and Feather Bikini Glamour” in which REAL fox fur (which has been dyed pink) is glued to a gal’s nethers. Apparently there’s something to do with feathers as well, but… but… I JUST DON’T EVEN!!! Someone please explain this to me! I JUST DON’T EVEN!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

10 replies on “Today in “I Just Don’t Even…””

  1. This can only be explained by understanding Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Trust me, I’m an expert on this (despite your insistence on changing my name).

  2. She feels she’s a foxy dame and wants to look the part. What’s to understand? Also, the perspective makes her look like she has She-Ra thighs. *Foxy* She-Ra thighs, mind.

  3. C’ mere, lemme glue some shit onto your lady parts! gross. and fur at that. As a vegan, I think that keeping foxes in tiny mesh cages their whole lives before anally-electrocuting them or catching a wild animal with a viscous leg trap for the sake of vanity is wrong. All so you can have a mirkin? srsly? Despite what you hear from the shaving and waxing industry, your own hair is way hotter than some dead animal dipped in chemicals.

  4. Oh I would….but not if she got that crap glued on her. And there are some of you benefit by shaving in my view, sorry. It’s a personal choice and tastes vary. I prefer minimal hair, and would not go near anything that creepy (whose idea was this anyway)?

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