An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris….
… The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”
True Crime: “Gun Located in Suspect Vagina”
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At first I felt this was bullshit. Then I googled ‘Freedom Arms .22-caliber’ and saw what a tiny handgun it is. So this is probably legit. In fact, I now wonder why she didn’t just shove the whole thing up there – probably would’ve gotten away with it then.
I’VE SEEN SOME SUSPECT VAGINA IN MY DAY.
An armed vagina is a polite vagina.