Oh, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! What will you do today?

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Let’s find out!

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The rest after the jump!

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Ker-BOINNNNGGG!! Please stop it, “Gossip is Not Cool” Funnies! MY SIDES ARE SPLITTING. (More “GINCF” here, here, and here.)

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)