Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer is madder than if someone filched his bowties. He Twittered this morning:

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Egads! It’s true. One of the first actual boots-on-the-ground things the new GOP majority has done is roll back the environmental measures introduced to the House cafeteria since 2007. So goodbye compostable utensils and trays, which some complained were leaky and flimsy, hello styrofoam! The Republicans will, indeed, have a legacy that lasts hundreds of years.

Blumenauer’s staff sent me this photo of the Congressman with a genuine Capitol Hill styrofoam cup. “Though people say the old compostable trays were leaky, the new clamshell ones are smaller, flimsier, and contribute to a general sense of unhappiness,” jokes Blumenauer’s press secretary Derek Schlickeisen.

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Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

9 replies on “Your Congressman is Mad About Styrofoam”

  1. Blumenauer is obviously drunk in this photo. You can tell he’s having trouble focusing. Rotgut liquor will eat through styrofoam in nothing flat, which is what he’s actually upset about.

  2. Drink just straight from the Bottle! that`s what I do! No detergents going to sewers, no chemicals in my drink…that`s assuming that the bottle and the process which the drink underwent…Uhm.

  3. He wasn’t very enthusiastic during the ILWU Local 5 organizing drive about ten or so years ago.

    Seriously, though: I feel as though the republicans won’t be happy until the world is a terrible place to be.

  4. I’m so surprised when I see those things now a days, especially in Portland.
    Hell, I thought we banished styrofoam cups in the 90’s??

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