[The following article is from our “High-Brr-Nation Cannabis Guide” which is packed with fun, interesting stories about surviving the winter with weed. Check ’em out here!—eds.]
I stumbled across something while I was high that satisfied so many of my high-person needs. I call them extreme horse girls. These are girls—usually aged somewhere from 10 to 17—who like to become horses in their spare time. This is different from pony play, like how that woman from My Strange Addiction likes to become a horse by putting a bit in her mouth and skipping around a barn. These horse girls are next level. They adopt the physicality of a horse, spending their time on all fours galloping and leaping like they’re thoroughbreds running a jumping course.
At first, I was fascinated because—let’s be real—this is ridiculous. The uncanny valley of seeing a human form contorted into a kind of hairless scoliosis-ridden beast was almost too much for me to handle. But, as I’ve spent time studying these horse girls, I’ve grown to admire them. I now think extreme horse-girling should be a competitive sport.