Can you spot all the wrong things in this picture?

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

17 replies on “Today in Redneck Logic”

  1. “Everything I needed to know about Christianity, I learned during the Crusades & Spanish Inquisition and form Westboro Baptist Church”

  2. I bet those bumper stickers on the back window have some real good stuff on them as well.
    @ Jason – gleaned this from comments on Gawker:

    Meaning of the 14CV88 vanity plate number:
    – “A few comments above, heyhermano pointed out that his license plate is a “Sons of Confederate Veterans” plate.”
    – “Also… fun fact… the license plate numbers are popular among the white power movement. 88= HH or, Heil Hitler. “14” refers to the 14 “white words” – ‘We must secure the existence of our race and a future for our children.'”

  3. – The slogan itself is declaratory and nonoffensive? (I mean, if one had the inclination, one could learn a lot about Islam on every 9/11.)

    – Poor choice of font/typeface coloring? The blending of the lettering with the WTC doesn’t work all that well.

    – [attempted] Political statements attached to your vehicle and license plate are likely to bite you in the ass?

    – The image itself of the buildings is fairly shopped. teh pixels, I sees them.

  4. I lived in Virginia for twenty years. Any self-respecting truck driver backs into their parking space, handicapped or not.

  5. That’s not a scratch, it is a brand marking we can’t read.

    In related news, there is a guy with a truck driving around down with a noose tied to his back bumper. More subtle, equally disturbing.

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