1) He was a plumber.
2) He was a rock star (and a fairly popular one at that).
3) He was punctual.
4) His most popular song was later blatantly plagiarized by Tommy Tutone.
5) He had the power of levitation.
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1) He was a plumber.
2) He was a rock star (and a fairly popular one at that).
3) He was punctual.
4) His most popular song was later blatantly plagiarized by Tommy Tutone.
5) He had the power of levitation.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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