1) He was a plumber.
2) He was a rock star (and a fairly popular one at that).
3) He was punctual.
4) His most popular song was later blatantly plagiarized by Tommy Tutone.
5) He had the power of levitation.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XNRxoEcNu1g%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)