Do Not Leave Baggage Unattended

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I'm sick and tired of these god damn butcher knives on this god damn plane.

Fruit Cup on December 23, 2011 at 4:53 PM

Wouldn't want to get her arrested. But of course, if the TSA were to open the bag because something liquid was accidentally left in there (like, say, a full water bottle), the resultant public unveiling of the porn stash inside would be, well, embarrassing...

Stu on December 23, 2011 at 5:30 PM

A 40 of Mickey's and a copy of Ann Coulter's "Treason."

Todd Mecklem on December 23, 2011 at 7:25 PM

Sarah's a vegetarian, so fill her bag up with ham.

dimitrir on December 23, 2011 at 7:33 PM

IF THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO SARAH MIRK GETTING A CAVITY SEARCH, I WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.

Graham on December 23, 2011 at 7:54 PM

Whoa there Graham. Whoa. Bring the horses back to the stable.

Fruit Cup on December 23, 2011 at 8:09 PM

Small container of pee.

friendlydave on December 23, 2011 at 8:24 PM

@FC: WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

Graham on December 23, 2011 at 9:50 PM

I really just wanted to talk about horses.

Fruit Cup on December 23, 2011 at 10:16 PM

PUT MATT DAVIS IN THERE

on December 24, 2011 at 10:12 AM

I put a few ham sandwiches into everyone's carry on bags. "Mr. TSA agent, it is a ham sandwich. Eat some to prove you are not a terrorist.""

Ham the best anti terrorist weapon. It turns out if you blow yourself up and ham get mixed up with your parts they will not let you into Paradise.

Rosy on December 24, 2011 at 11:59 AM

Vibrator. Duh. Or a cucumber wrapped in tin foil.

stevethefirst on December 24, 2011 at 3:31 PM

A vibrator wrapped in tin foil.

Todd Mecklem on December 24, 2011 at 5:30 PM