If you’re not celebrating New Year’s Eve like this vintage movie theater intermission clip suggests… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/jsxTYbbCkZU

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)